It might be a little inappropriate, but it’s not Easter so we’re going to go ahead point out the fact that Jesus is totes giving us his best smolder.

Son of God should be ashamed! Isn’t this poster breaking some sort of commandment that Moses worked really hard to bring down from the mountain top? Look, the point is, the “Son of God” shouldn’t look ::cough:: sexy ::cough:: at any given point. Besides we’re about 99% sure that studio will have the Son take his shirt off just to walk across H20 showing everyone blessed 6 pack.

This is an unholy amount of contrivedness, right?