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MOVIE REVIEW l ‘CHIPS’ – GUYS… IT’S NOT THAT BAD!

Synopsis: A rookie cop is partnered with a veteran for highway patrol, but quickly discovers his seasoned partner is working an undercover case for the Feds. Thoughts: Waste of money! Just one pro. Sharper pass and 86 the CHiPs. Phew! Conclusion: 3/5 buckets of popcorn Because Reasons: CHIPS was written... Continue Reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW l FREE FIRE

Synopsis: 1978, Two gangs meet at a warehouse in order to resolver business but the meeting results in a shoot out. Thoughts: Funny quips! Armie fucking Hammer, man. Bruh, see this shit. Conclusion: 4/5 buckets of popcorn Because Reasons: Free Fire was directed by Ben Wheatley.... Continue Reading →

MOVIE REVIEW l THE LOST CITY OF Zzzz….zzzz…zzzz…

Synopsis: A tru-life life story during the 1920's depicting explorer, Col. Percival Fawcett, during his search for a mysterious Amazonian lost city. Thoughts: ZZzz... Zzzz..zzzz. Potential wasted. The buck stops at feminism. Conclusion: 2/5 buckets of popcorn Because Reasons: The Lost City of Z was... Continue Reading →

MOVIE REVIEW: ‘BROOKLYN’ – AN AMERICAN TALE: FIEVEL   GOES TO THE BK! SLASH THERE’S STILL TIME TO SEE THIS BEFORE THE OSCARS

Synopsis: With limited options in her small Irish town, Eillis’ sister sends her to America, the land of opportunity, where she flourishes. However, after an unplanned trip back to Ireland, Eillis ponders as to whether she can have the life... Continue Reading →

MOVIE REVIEW: ‘MANOS SUCIAS’ – A REAL LOOK @ THE COCAINE GAME

Synopsis: Two estranged brothers from dangerous Bonaventura, Columbia embark on a voluntary mission to smuggle cocaine on a skiff. Thoughts: A real look at the cocaine game. Can’t be black anywhere. Drum roll please. Conclusion: 5/5 buckets of popcorn Because Reasons:... Continue Reading →

Synopsis: A young woman is swept on an unexpected adventure in the land of Oz after a storm hits her home. Thoughts: Fantastic Four. Sour notes. Encore! Conclusion: 5/5 Buckets of Popcorn Because Reasons: It hurt my heart in places I didn’t... Continue Reading →

MOVIE REVIEW: ‘WHAT IF’ – STRIP THIS “INDIE CINEMA PRINCESS” OF HER CROWN

Synopsis: A boy and girl maintain a platonic best friend relationship, despite a few blurred lines, and falling in love with one another.Thoughts: Strip this Indie princess of her crown. Who dat? Mega crush! Conclusion: 3/5 buckets of popcornBecause Reasons: What If was directed... Continue Reading →

MOVIE REVIEW: UNEXPECTED – THAT’S RIGHT SHE DOESN’T NEED YOU WHITE WOMAN

Synopsis: A woman teaching in a underprivlleged neighorbood amidst making a career transition discovers that she and her most promising student are pregnant. Thoughts: Why hello there. No, white woman… just no.Conclusion: 3/5 buckets of popcornBecause Reasons:  Unexpected was directed by Kris Swanberg,... Continue Reading →

MOVIE REVIEW – SICARIO: STAB HIM WITH THE PEN GIRL!

Synopsis: A tactical forces leader finds her world rocked when she realizes there are no laws while fighting for justice against the Mexican cartel.Conclusion:  3/5 buckets of popcornThoughts: Platonic love. W.T.F. Soul switch?! Stab his hand girl!Because Reasons: Sicario was penned by Taylor Sheridan,... Continue Reading →

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